The ‘Ate That, Gram’d That’ Planetary Map

Our gloriously color-coded map of conquests, catastrophes, and culinary triumphs around the globe. Red pins mark where we’ve actually been, blue pins show where we’re definitely going next (or at least keep telling ourselves that), and gold pins indicate places where we accidentally ordered the chef’s special and still aren’t sure what we ate.

You will be able to hover over any pin to reveal our bite-sized travel tales, from that time in a Portuguese cafe where we drank so much espresso we could see through time. Some pins may also include helpful warnings like “Don’t pet the monkeys” and “That ‘short hike’ is actually a mountain climb.”

All that is coming… For now all you can do is look at the red pins… because we have jobs and children.

Consider this our personal geography of misadventures – because every great travel story starts with something going wonderfully wrong.